Analysis: Name That Event!

Written on Sunday, March 23, 2014 by Unknown

Before I finish up my litvestigation (yes, I did just make up an awesome new word) I'd like to play a little game. Well, in a minute.

Right now, I have basically hit a wall. And that's bad. Really bad. Because it is almost the end of the semester which means that this thesis needs to be done. Soon.

I'm not really sure what to do at this point. It's frustrating. And I am verging on disaster mode. 

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Whoever told you senior year of college is a breeze is a big fat liar. I don't remember who told me this, but I'm certainly not happy with them. It was probably someone who didn't have a required thesis project. Damn those lucky stress-free people.

So here is my problem:  Even though my analysis section has been started, I haven't actually analyzed anything. 

Which is why I'd like to get back to this fun little game. I'm making it up right now, and it shall be called "Name That Event!" I was thinking about going with "Name that kernel/satellite!" but I didn't like the slash. 

Goal: I need to identify some kernels and some satellites. 

In a previous post I showed you a timeline that a fan had created. This timeline basically made it clear to me that it will not be easy to identify kernels and satellites because there are far too many pieces of media. But if I had to try, here are a few ways I might name some events. (For a review about what events, kernels, and satellites are, check out this video!)

Name That Event!
Option 1:
KERNEL - Lizzie's Videos
SATELLITE - Everything else

Option 2:
KERNEL - Lizzie's Videos
KERNEL - Certain twitter accounts of major characters
SATELLITE - Everything else

Option 3:
KERNEL - All videos by all characters
SATELLITE - All social media accounts

Option 4
KERNEL - All videos by all characters
KERNEL - All twitter accounts
KERNEL - Lydia's sex tape website
SATELLITE - Everything else

Option 5:
KERNEL - Certain videos by Lizzie, Lydia, and any other character that explicitly moves the story along
KERNEL - Certain tweets, pinterest boards, or other social media content that explicitly moves the story along
KERNEL - Websites that explicitly move the story along (such as Lydia's sex tape website)
SATELLITE - Videos that do not do much or forward the story and only provide fluff
SATELLITE - Social media that does not do much nor does it forward the story along
SATELLITE - Websites that have no function other than to exist and sometimes re-post information that can be found elsewhere

Option 6:
Some other combination of previous pieces of previous options 
Or make something else up on the spot
_______

Yea guys. This is irritating. You with me now?

But in general, if the game continued and someone were to ask me about specific episodes or something, I could play like this...

Name That Event!
Q: Episode 1
A: Kernel!

Q: Collins and Collins + Maria of the Lu videos
A: Satellite!

Q: Episodes 60 and 98
A: Kernels!

Q: The San Francisco Photo/Twitter Adventure
A: Tough one. It could do either way. Leaning more towards satellite?

Get the idea?
And do you also get the problem? How do I know what is significant and what isn't? Would twitter be the main social media kernel in the social media realm, but a satellite in the greater transmedia story? And what does this tell us?

My conclusion is that this tells me that kernels and satellites cannot be the primary form of identification. Even if I were to use the Scene Function Model (which would make this process a lot easier), that is only actually supposed to be used for television. I need a new model. The Transmedia Function Model or something.

And then there are a whole bunch of other questions about fan participation and such that I just don't even know what to call, let alone whether or not they should be considered. I mean is a fan's question canon if Lizzie responds to them on twitter? What is that! I don't know!

This whole transmedia form is entirely different than what narrative theory usually deals with. But that doesn't mean I'm abandoning narrative theory all together. It just means I need to use it in a new way and possibly change some of the rules to suit my project. 

How I do that, I have no idea.

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-Danny

UPDATE (4/18/14): I found some YouTube playlists that people made. One is called "The Essentials" and I swear to god it's almost like this person found all of the kernels for me. If only I had found it sooner! The other one is called "The Darcy Heavy Episodes" which could also be considered a kernel playlist for those only focused on the romance as the driving force of the show. I don't really think that would be accurate, but whatever.

History: The Episodes

Written on Monday, February 10, 2014 by Unknown

Let's break it down...


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Sorry, but that gif is just too cute. I couldn't resist. But seriously folks, it's time to talk about the episodes. 

First here are some numbers...

Episodes:
100 episodes of Lizzie's vlog
     - plus 10 Q&A episodes
29 episodes of Lydia's vlog
     - plus 1 Dear Lizzie episode
     - plus 2 Q&A episodes
     - plus 2 Holiday episodes
7 episodes of Maria's vlog
6 episodes of Domino/Pemberley Digital
2 episodes of Collins and Collins videos*
     - plus 4 extra videos made later
TOTAL: 163 episodes

Length:
2 - 8 minutes per episode
The shortest episode: The Charming Mr. Lee (episode 11) = 2 minutes and 41 seconds. 
The longest episode: An Understanding (episode 87) = 8 minutes and 12 seconds.
Over 10 hours of Lizzie's vlog
Over 1 hour of extras
TOTAL: Approximately 12.72 hours of footage
(*I did this probably incorrect math myself and included the Collins & Collins Kickstarter bonus videos. With my math I got approximately these numbers: Lizzie - 10.8hrs, Lydia - 1.19hrs, Domino - 0.3hrs, C&C - 0.195hrs, and Maria - 0.23hrs. Please correct me in the comments if I got any of these numbers wrong.)

Locations:
Lizzie's Bedroom (first seen Ep. 1)
VidCon (first seen Ep. 25)
Room in Netherfield (first seen Ep. 27)
Collins and Collins (first seen Ep. 51)
Pemberley Digital (first seen Ep. 77)
Lizzie's Living Room (first seen Ep. 85)
Mary's House/Neighborhood (first seen Lydia's Ep. 1)
Los Angeles (first seen Lydia's Ep. 13)
Total Primary Locations: 8
Occasional Other Locations (ex. when Darcy or Fitz video chats with Gigi, or the San Francisco adventure)

Fan Created Days:
Darcy Day, Ep. 60 - first introduction of Darcy
Dizzie Day, Ep. 98 - when the couple finally gets together

Live Chats with Creators and Cast*:
Hangouts with Bernie (multiple)
Hangout with Maxwell Glick
Hangout with Wes Aderhold
Hangout with Christopher Sean
Hangout with Mary Kate Wiles
(*these are not canon)

Dates:
Premiered - April 9, 2012
Ended - March 29, 2013 (but final episode was 28th)

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And that is Lizzie by numbers.

-Danny

Note: Due to the constantly changing values, episodes will not be categorized by views, thumbs, or comments. Nor will they be listed by importance, because then I would be making qualitative judgements and right now this is just basic history and facts. Thank you. 

*There were a selection of Collins & Collins application videos sent in by fans. Kelsey Geller sent in this video, and I presume she got "hired" and was henceforth selected to guest in a Collins & Collins episode. Her submission was not an official LBD video, but the C&C episode was (and is included in my episode count).